Tuesday, October 4, 2011

Return of the Post

Sorry, I've been out. Things being busy and I haven't been able to collect all those cool posts..Without further, adieu...

"I was born naked and I'll be buried naked but right now i'm wearing nice pants."


"I just bought 2 pairs of glasses. Now when someone wants to hit me I can put on my glasses and imply that one would not hit a man with glasses, and then they will not hit me because of the glasses."


"Andrew W.K. is good house-cleaning music. When it's time to vacuum we will vacuum hard"


"James Taylor sings a pretty song, but has he really ever been there for you? Winter no. Spring no. Summer and fall? No. I thought all I had to do was call."

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