Chances are, he's drinking and posting hilarious things via facebook through txt messages (short form for text is txt, because it requires too much effort to actually add an "e". Who the fuck has time for adding "e"'s? Not m', because I gots stuff to do like.. blog posting, snark toasting, and pig roasting... )
Soo without further ah-dieuuu.
"
You know who never has to deal with existential crises? Unicorns."- Drunk Grad Student, via txt to facebook
"I wish i had a machine or trained monkey to pre-open all of my pistachios." -Drunk Grad Student, via txt to facebook
"Things that are funnier when you're drunk: words, pictures, ideas, objects, Marmaduke." -Drunk Grad Student, via txt to facebook
I can only imagine what took place within a span of an HOUR....
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