It came from the depths of an empty Tecate bottle...

"I never realized how bad that "If you like Pina Colada" song is until I listened to the the whole thing." Drunk Grad Student (DGS)

"People who don't dance when there is live dancey music are doing it all wrong." -DGS

''I am a creature, I am surviving. I want to be alone, but I want your body. So when you eat me, mother and baby, oh baby mother me before you eat me.'' -DGS

It's 2:04 am in the morning, do you know what your drunk grad student friend is saying??

Chances are, he's drinking and posting hilarious things via facebook through txt messages (short form for text is txt, because it requires too much effort to actually add an "e". Who the fuck has time for adding "e"'s? Not m', because I gots stuff to do like.. blog posting, snark toasting, and pig roasting... )

Soo without further ah-dieuuu.

"You know who never has to deal with existential crises? Unicorns."- Drunk Grad Student, via txt to facebook

"I wish i had a machine or trained monkey to pre-open all of my pistachios." -Drunk Grad Student, via txt to facebook

"Things that are funnier when you're drunk: words, pictures, ideas, objects, Marmaduke." -Drunk Grad Student, via txt to facebook


I can only imagine what took place within a span of an HOUR.... 

Welcome to the welcome-y blog post thingy..

So I decided to created this blog for the sole purpose of writing down the funny things that my drunk grad student friend says. It's worth it's weight in gold. Or at least a mildly amusing coffee table book. Why isn't there a Pulitzer for funny blogs.. I'm just saying...